Miscellaneous Jokes

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening. “Honey,” the fellow asked, “do you want to have make love tonight?” “No dear, not tonight,” she replied. “Is that your final answer?” “Yes, that is my final answer!” “In that case,” he said, “may I phone a friend

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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big…