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Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? A: “What’s eating you?”

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Funny Birthday Quotes Make your dear ones laugh a little on their very special day with these extremely Funny Birthday Quotes. These humorous Birthday Quotes are extremely witty and very very quotable. Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Bernard Baruch Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are…

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening. “Honey,” the fellow asked, “do you want to have make love tonight?” “No dear, not tonight,” she replied. “Is that your final answer?” “Yes, that is my final answer!” “In that case,” he said, “may I phone a friend

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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big…

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his arse!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, “It fucking hurts doesn’t it!”

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you…