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A blonde came home from school one
day and said to her mom, "I
can count higher then all the kids in my second grade
class, do
you think it is because I am a blonde?" Her mother
replied, "Of
couse it is, dear."
The next day, the blonde said, "I can say the alphabet
higher
then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am
a
blonde?"
Her mother replied, "Of course it is dear!"
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics
and asked
her mother, "I have bigger breasts then all the kids in
my
class, do you think its because I am a blonde?"
Her mother replied, "No dear, I'm sorry, I think it is
because
you are eighteen years old
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? -
The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class
says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his
life. He went there
during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these
new stadiums, newly
constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow
hadn't seen all this ever
before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him
as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat
top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha,
sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye,
yeh itta barka barka
speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure
out what is a flyover).
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Aaj tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks the sardar ji.
Correspondent:
How did it happen?
Sardar:
Oh ji pucho mat. Sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement Hui ki
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise
hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab
log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur
tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
Correspondent:
Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par
nahin koode.
Sardar: o nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri
par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
Balle Balle.
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